NHL Power Rankings: Haikus for all 30 teams

Montreal Canadiens goaltender Carey Price comments on being injured and feeling the disconnect from his teammates.

Luke Fox November 19, 2015, 9:05 AM

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Haiku Edition

Rank	Team		Previous
1		Is it luck or skill, New York’s nine-game streak of wins? Stepan from centre!	2
2		Seguin to Benn to Seguin to Benn to Seguin To Benn to Seguin…	4
3		Carey Price still out Mike Condon holding down fort Goalie depth tres beau	1
4		Prospect in trouble Big club on a wicked tear Best in Pacific	8
5		PTO, let’s go, Now no-show. Where on Earth did Marty Havlat go?	3
6		“Mister Game Seven”? More like “Mister Games One Through Eighty-Two,” right, Caps?	5
7		Not scoring much goals Evgeni Malkin is mad Oopsy. Frustrated	6
8		Music City, home To the 3-on-3 elite Any thoughts, Byfuglien?	9
9		Who’s leading rookies? Meet Artemi Panarin, Top four in scoring!	10
10		Parise goes down, But worry not, you Wild fans Someone found Vanek	7
11		Sneezy, itchy, phlegm Sweat, vomit, bed-ridden gross So long, JT flu	11
12		Rangers, Kings, or Ducks Marleau’s list leaves Wilson stuck Sharks fans want some luck	15
13		Everyone said you Would for sure stink up the joint Pleasantly surprised	17
14		Marchand still punchy Best power play in the league Keeping Eriksson?	13
15		Domi the younger Full of hunger, plus Duclair Super rookie pair	16
16		Eichel looking great Buffalo not in last place Let me clear my throat	22
17		Curly, lustrous, long, Watch you whip fast in the breeze Jaromir Jagr’s hair	18
18		Lo, lots of losses Piled upon Jets like snowflakes Big win over ‘Nucks	14
19		Why do all our games End up seeing overtime, Karlsson’s legs tired	20
20		So many one-goal Games been dropped by Vancouver Up to eleven!	12
21		Blashill no Babcock Happy to play Atlantic Playoff streak doubtful	19
22		Babcock the Saviour, Will Nylander the Future Reims the Redeemer	27
23		Tempting in dire times Resist urge for trigger move Don’t dare trade Duchene	25
24		From “fire the coach” to Playoff position in days Appendectomy	23
25		Ondrej Palat hurt Lightning offence dried up, odd Has Stamkos signed yet?	21
26		With Giroux, Simmonds, Voracek, Couturier, Goals should come easy	28
27		Johansen trade talk Foligno underwhelming Please don’t punch me, Torts	30
28		Four straight losses, yikes Staal and Ward free agents soon Auston Matthews time	26
29		Numbers quite dull, yet… Save percentage may not be Overrated stat	29
30		Connor goes down hard Talbot loses hold on crease Oilers last again	24