Kingdome dugout bench for sale on eBay

For those of you lucky enough to inhabit mancaves in excess of 80 feet in length, this might be the perfect addition to your masculine abode.

The original Seattle Kingdome visitors’ dugout is up for sale on eBay for the low, low price of US $7,499.99.

Just think of all the Hall of Fame backsides that have rested on that wood throughout the years, including those of your Toronto Blue Jays.

As for the legitimacy of the item, don’t worry. The seller, bringingthegametoyou, has terrific online-auction street cred with a 98.5 per cent rating in positive feedback.

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